Bring your own drinks. If you want it, bring it!
THE LOWDOWN
A relaxed garden festival to celebrate Scott turning 40. Come along, bring the family, grab a drink, eat some food and generally have a brilliant time.
Kids are very welcome. This is a family-friendly party.
BBQ and party food will be available throughout the evening.
We're in a marquee, so a bit of British weather won't stop SCOTFEST.
THE TIMETABLE
Times are deliberately relaxed — this is a festival, not a military operation.
DOORS OPEN + BBQ 🍔
The gates are open. The BBQ is fired up. Let's get this party started.
SCOTFEST GARDEN OLYMPICS 🏆
Serious competition. Questionable sporting ability.
KARAOKE 🎤
Your opportunity to make questionable musical decisions.
BINGO BANGO 🎱
It's bingo. It's not quite bingo. It's definitely something.
SILENT DISCO 🎧
Headphones on. Dignity off.
CHILLED VIBES ONLY 🌙
You've done enough. Sit down, have a drink and pretend you're not tired.
SCOTFEST ENDS 🥳
That's all folks. Probably.
RUNNING THROUGHOUT SCOTFEST
📸 PHOTOBOOTHOpen all evening. Evidence that you were actually there.
🍬 SWEET CARTOpen all evening. Because you're never too old for sweets.
🍿 POPCORNFresh popcorn, because every great festival needs popcorn.
🎧 SILENT DISCOHeadphones from 4PM. Officially encouraged from 8PM.
🥤 MOBILE BARSoft drinks and slushies available. BYOB for everything else.
FOOD, DRINK & FESTIVAL STUFF
We've got the important things covered. You bring yourself, your drinks and your questionable dancing.
BBQ FROM 4PM
Get stuck in. Nobody should be hungry at SCOTFEST.
BRING YOUR OWN DRINKS
Beer, wine, spirits, soft drinks — whatever you fancy. Bring it along.
SLUSH & SOFT DRINKS
The mobile bar will have soft drinks and a slush machine for the important stuff.
POPCORN
Probably. We're aiming for maximum festival snack levels.
SWEET CART
Open all evening. Childhood rules still apply.
FAMILIES WELCOME
Bring the family. Kids are very welcome at this very unofficial garden festival.
SCOTFEST GARDEN OLYMPICS
Serious competition. Questionable sporting ability. No training required.
THE SCOTT WELLY WANG
Throw a welly. Throw it further than everyone else. That's literally it.
TOILET ROLL TOSS
How accurately can you throw a toilet roll into a bucket?
TIN CAN ALLEY
Knock down the cans. Earn the points. Pretend you're at the fairground.
EGG & SPOON OF DOOM
Balance an egg. Navigate the course. Try not to wear breakfast.
BUCKET TOSS
Different distances. Different points. Increasingly questionable throwing technique.
BALLOON CHALLENGE
A simple challenge that will become far more competitive than anyone intended.
SCOTFEST OBSTACLE COURSE
Hop, crawl, balance, throw and somehow make it to the finish.
MYSTERY CHALLENGE
Something will happen. We reserve the right not to tell you what.
BINGO BANGO 🎉
This isn't your nan's bingo.
EYES DOWN. PARTY UP.
A high-energy twist on bingo with music, dancing, ridiculous challenges, audience participation, prizes and plenty of shouting. One minute you're marking off your card. The next you're on your feet doing something you absolutely weren't expecting.
🎱 Bingo rounds🎵 Music & party tunes
💃 Dance challenges🎤 Audience participation
😂 Ridiculous mini-games🏆 Prizes
📣 Plenty of shouting🚨 Unexpected Bingo Bango nonsense
SCOTFEST PHOTO MISSIONS
Got your phone? Good. Your mission is to create some ridiculous memories.
Recreate the cover of your favourite album.
Get a photo with someone you didn't arrive with.
Get everyone to look in completely different directions.
Take the most serious photograph possible.
Get as many people into one photo as possible.
Get a photo with Scott. Ideally before he disappears.
SCOTFEST PASSPORT
Your official list of things you absolutely should do before the night is over.
☐ Enter SCOTFEST
☐ Play a Garden Olympics event
☐ Visit the Sweet Cart
☐ Have a PhotoBooth photo
☐ Try the Silent Disco
☐ Sing Karaoke
☐ Complete a Photo Mission
☐ Take part in Bingo Bango
☐ Have a slushie
☐ Tell Scott he's old
SCOTFEST WEATHER WATCH
We'll keep an eye on the skies. The forecast below updates automatically.
Checking the skies…
SHARE YOUR SCOTFEST
Got a photo from the night? Send it in and help build the SCOTFEST memory wall.
THE SCOTFEST PHOTO WALL
The photo wall is waiting for its first memories. 📸
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THE OFFICIAL PHOTOBOOTH
PhotoBooth pictures will be added here after the party.
GOOD TO KNOW
🍺 Can I bring my own drinks?
Absolutely. It's BYOB, so bring whatever you fancy drinking.
👟 What should I wear?
Whatever you're comfortable in. Festival vibes encouraged. Sensible shoes may be useful for the garden.
👶 Are children welcome?
Yes! Families are very welcome.
🚗 What about parking?
Parking information will be added here before the party.
☔ What if it rains?
We're in a marquee. SCOTFEST is happening whatever the British weather decides to do.